The Day I Nearly Died.151207 6++ AM.
On 151207.Around 6 + am in the early freash morning in Neo's house.
I was looking around on MSN to see if anyone's awake to be obliged to my nonsensity.
But unfortunately none.
i decided to give in to my eyes and sleep.
i was lying there and neo was making final checks on M169586928FMVC24M6 a.k.a his computer for the shut down.
Without suspecting of any Foul play, i was dozing off into the lands of LaLa.
A speech sudden blurted out of Neo's mouth that might have terrored me.when i was still ignorant that is.
That is.. "THE MIGHTY FOUL GAS RELEASE - TYPE:Humans" .
he said :" Wow! it stinks! i farted."
i asked :"fart?"
and it was just at the right time when i needed to breathe.
the first breath i took in.
it was the Fragrance from hell.
Was the smell of foul eggs , rotten vegs.
Once upon inhaling , i felt everything rising up to the throat of release.
i felt dizzy and nauseous.
I immediately covered my nose and ran out to the living room with the question "what the fuck just happened?!"
i then took might big breaths outside as i nearly suffocated in a foul gas from the human body.
i waited for 3 mins before deciding to sneak into the room and scan for the remains of that foul thing.
i stepped in.
i ran out to the living room like i was doing a shuttle run for gold medal.
i waited for another 5 mins.
i stepped in with high alert.
i detect a slight aroma of death still lingering within as the assasin laid on his bed getting to sleep.
i walked away.
i waited for 3 mins.
i stepped in.AGAIN.
Still.The aroma was still there.
i gave up waiting and went to the toilet to pee.
and it was this time i ever noticed after being in his place for almost 1 year(weekends).
i noticed the lethal weapon to fight with that foul thing.
it was air vs air.
The mighty :"HAZE AIR".
A.k.a air freshner.
i took it with courage and walked straight to the room with courage from the war.
i stood at the door.
Sprayed the entire room as though it was lizard spray vs lizards.
i took a whiff.
i went back to the toilet , peed and sleep.
That's my story on the day how i faced and fought with death.
I was looking around on MSN to see if anyone's awake to be obliged to my nonsensity.
But unfortunately none.
i decided to give in to my eyes and sleep.
i was lying there and neo was making final checks on M169586928FMVC24M6 a.k.a his computer for the shut down.
Without suspecting of any Foul play, i was dozing off into the lands of LaLa.
A speech sudden blurted out of Neo's mouth that might have terrored me.when i was still ignorant that is.
That is.. "THE MIGHTY FOUL GAS RELEASE - TYPE:Humans" .
he said :" Wow! it stinks! i farted."
i asked :"fart?"
and it was just at the right time when i needed to breathe.
the first breath i took in.
it was the Fragrance from hell.
Was the smell of foul eggs , rotten vegs.
Once upon inhaling , i felt everything rising up to the throat of release.
i felt dizzy and nauseous.
I immediately covered my nose and ran out to the living room with the question "what the fuck just happened?!"
i then took might big breaths outside as i nearly suffocated in a foul gas from the human body.
i waited for 3 mins before deciding to sneak into the room and scan for the remains of that foul thing.
i stepped in.
i ran out to the living room like i was doing a shuttle run for gold medal.
i waited for another 5 mins.
i stepped in with high alert.
i detect a slight aroma of death still lingering within as the assasin laid on his bed getting to sleep.
i walked away.
i waited for 3 mins.
i stepped in.AGAIN.
Still.The aroma was still there.
i gave up waiting and went to the toilet to pee.
and it was this time i ever noticed after being in his place for almost 1 year(weekends).
i noticed the lethal weapon to fight with that foul thing.
it was air vs air.
The mighty :"HAZE AIR".
A.k.a air freshner.
i took it with courage and walked straight to the room with courage from the war.
i stood at the door.
Sprayed the entire room as though it was lizard spray vs lizards.
i took a whiff.
i went back to the toilet , peed and sleep.
That's my story on the day how i faced and fought with death.
posted by Come in!!!!! at 15.12.07
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