<bgsound src="http://www.angelfire.com/planet/bleedingscreams/AEONSPOKE.mp3"> Reinvent of The Haven..: My Mouth Speaks.Alien.

Monday, November 05, 2007

My Mouth Speaks.Alien.

My conversation with my supervisor on msn....



Supervisor : u there

Me: Crimson was sent to outer space to kill aliens

Me: may i take a message for him?

Sv: tell ah khoon, jackie sent tat amendment since 2pm today

Me: O_O

Me: orh

Me: he go off to somewhere

me:later he come back the message will be sent to him via human language

Sv: thank you

me: thank you for using alienbot messenger.please come again.

Sv : O_O

me:Join our Alien Messenger Lucky Draw contest! And stand a chance to win a trip to AlienSpace for free!
Just keep leaving messages and your messages will be randomly picked!
And if you're picked , you are the WINNER!
So quick! leave as many/much messages as you can into AlienBot Messenger!
(Terms and conditions apply)

Sv:(*Terms and conditions apply) *apply to alien only

me:ya.which is why it applies to you

me : =D

me :no wait.

me : you TOO.

me : karen is an alien too

me : she is from planet Kukumonga

sv : *yawns

me : you're an alien too

me : just that you've been a human for too long

me : you've lost contact with your inner alien

sv : i m averi absent minded im frm which planet ar

me : yes i know

me : i know you came from planet blurrfusion

me : i understand your confussion and lost contact.

me : no worries

me : your inner alien will be soon revived by the great alieneader

me : he will then ressurect the alien that may seem dead

me : soon you will have alien seeds

me : and you will be sent back to planet BlurrFusion to regenerate the alien life-forms

me : i, Crimson(my human name) is actually Alien code : 16860116.

me : i was sent by our captain alieneader to look out for surviving aliens on planet earth.

sv : *yawns

me : i was told by an outsourced informant that Starmedia is really the nest of all alien breeders

me : therefore i'm here to kill the alien soldiers

me : and rescue the alien breeders.

me : one of the alien soldiers have been eliminated.

me : his human name was "Kah sing".

me : but his alien identity was really Uglien

me : the retarded alien from the planet of retard aliens

me : he was sent here to kill everyone with his mental retardation.

me : thankfully to our great alieneader.


me : he was spared.

me : he is now alive as a human for 4 more months before being sent back to alien nation

me : for further investigations on his brains.

me : this is an infomation leak due to bug / virus in ths alienbot messenger.

me : please keep these infomation to yourself.

me : thank you for using AlienBot Messenger.

me : Have a nice human day!

me : - Auto Shut down -



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